A Little Fun

Here's some humor for your day! These sayings are from myself and fellow spoonies. Enjoy!!

You know you have a chronic illness when…

Your wifi automatically connects when you step through the hospital’s doors

You can’t remember the last time you were well enough to shower

You have a packed hospital bag ready at all times

When someone says “you look good” and it actually makes you feel frustrated; not flattered

The pharmacist brings your medications to the counter without you having to give him your name. . . and then asks how the kids are and tells you about his vacation.

Your spelling has improved dramatically, especially on words like “fibromyalgia” and “osteoporosis.”

Your friends on social networks have no idea what you actually look like anymore because all you post as your profile image are awareness ribbons

You know every scripture about healing and can finish people’s sentences when they try to quote them to you

It’s more fun to find “cute pajamas” than actual clothes

You actually enjoy talking to telemarketers because they can’t really hang up on you and you can use them for a therapy session

You spend more time in PJs than in real clothes

You know where every bathroom in the tri-state area is

You start getting junk mails sent to you at the hospital

You can go 0-90 in a heart beat…literally